Our mind continues working even we are sleeping. All the time we get different thoughts about people we watch, the places we visit, about our work and profession, and about daily life incidents.  Consequently you come up with different action and behaviors according to your thoughts. Some thoughts seem funny, but if we ponder they contains a deep message and lesson in them. In this post we collected 90 funny thoughts by different peoples, which you can also share with your friends via mobile or email to make them think besides making them smile.

1. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
2. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
3. You should not confuse your career with your life.
4. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
5. Never lick a steak knife.
6. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
7. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
8. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
9. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
10. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
11. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
12. Your friends love you anyway.
13. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
14. Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
15. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
16. When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
17. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
18. Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
19. Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
20. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
21. Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
22. Can bald men get lice?
23. Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
24. If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
25. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to as well?
26. If you throw a cat out of a car window, does it become kitty litter?
27. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
28. If most accidents occur within five miles of the home, why doesn't everyone move ten miles away?
29. If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
30. How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
31. Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
32. When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
33. Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
34. If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
35. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
36. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
37. Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
38. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
39. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
40. What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
41. How do u tell when u run out of invisible ink?
42. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
43. Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it iz a dark scene?
44. In Israel picking ur nose on Saturday iz prohibited
45. Why r the numbers on a calculator & a phone reversed?
46. There iz a very fine line btwn "hobby" and "mental illness."
47. Do butterflies remember life az a caterpillar?
48. Why iz the man who invests all ur money called a broker?
49. Doez the postman deliver his own mail?
50. U should not confuse ur career with ur life.
51. What happens when u put hand sanitizer on a place other then ur hand?
52. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
53. Where do people in Hell tell other people 2 go?
54. Most destructive force in the universe iz rumor.
55. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries r getting weak?
56. If it iz true that we r here 2 help others, then what exactly r the others here 4?
57. Why do they use sterilized needles 4 death by lethal injection?
58. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
59. If u r sending someone some Styrofoam, what do u pack it in?
60. What happens when u put a light saber in water?
61. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
62. If nobody buys a ticket 2 a movie do they still show it?
63. Why do doctors leave the room when u changes? They r going 2 see u naked anyway.
64. Since bread iz square, then why iz sandwich meat round?
65. Why r they called apartments, when they r all stuck 2 gether?
66. Do dentists go 2 other dentists r do they just do it themselves?
67. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
68. Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
69. When 2 people marry, they say, "u may kiss the bride". What do they say if 2 MEN get married?
70. Why iz vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract iz brown?
71. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
72. Iz there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
73. Why do people never say "it iz only a game" when they r winning?
74. What do u do when u see an endangered animal that iz eating an endangered plant?
75. How do u handcuff a 1-armed man?
76. Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans r vegetables?
77. R children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed 2 see them?
78. Do u wake up r open ur eyes first?
79. If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
80. If the FBI breaks ur door down do they have 2 pay for it?
81. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
82. Why iz it called a funny bone, when if u hit it, it’s not funny @ all?
83. Do u yawn in ur sleep?
84. Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
85. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
86. Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
87. If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take their nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
88. How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
89. Why r the little Styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
90. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.

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