Fun and Humor is a great way to break the ice with someone or to bring a smile on your friends and loved ones face. There are lots of funny things to say, for example, a short joke, a funny quote, a funny SMS, or a funny riddle; but before you say something funny, timing is very important, try to send to your friends when they are free at home rather annoying in office. These days social networking websites like facebook, twitter, myspace, orkut, etc enables us to keep update with our loved ones anywhere. This post presents 36 funny things to say to people which you can forward to your friends via cell phones, online messengers, emails, or any social network.

 

1. Rubber bands last longer when they r refrigerated
2. If at first u do succeed, try not 2 look astonished.
3. Buy ur new bedroom suite from us, & we will stand behind it 4 six months.
4. Mixing bowl set designed 2 please a cook with round bottom 4 efficient beating.
5. There r more chickens than people in the world
6. Houses in France r generally made up of Plaster of Paris.
7. Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
8. Parts of Speech - Lungs and air.
9. A goldfish has a memory of 5 seconds
10. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
11. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
12. Police were called to a daycare where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest.
13. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
14. "Hi-lite" ur shoes. Tell people that u haven't lost ur shoes since u did this.
15. Put up mosquito netting around ur cubicle.
16. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings".
17. Put ur garbage can on ur desk. Label it "IN."
18. Determine how many cups of coffee iz "2 many."
19. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
20. I like long walks, especially, when they r taken by people who annoy me.
21. When fish r in schools they sometimes take debate.
22. The cost of living iz going up, and the chance of living iz going down.
23. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
24. Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled 4 a reason.
25. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
26. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
27. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
28. No 1 needs a vacation more than the person who just had 1.
29. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
30. If at first u don't succeed, destroy all evidence that u tried.
31. When in charge ponder. When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble.
32. If we quit voting will they all go away?
33. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
34. Why are there 5 syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
35. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
36. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

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