Rhyming poetry contains different types of phonetic similarity among words, and makes use of similar sounding words in poems. It is pleasant to hear poems that rhyme, especially use of rhyming words in funny poems can make it more attractive and amusing. This post going to present 35 short funny poems that rhymes. You can share these poems with kids, family members, friends and colleagues; and make them laugh.
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.
Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.
Going up hills real slow
I don't want you any mo'.
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
Boy, what a lemon you are.
Oh, my gosh,
I hope that no one saw,
I wish that I could laugh,
But maybe someone saw,
Maybe I should hide,
But, ah, whatever,
I'll just pull my trousers up.
Trina is my name
Football is my game
People go through pain
But for me I go through gain
Sometime people call me names
But I say people go rack your brain
You can't make me go
I'll fight up a show
i wont be awake
its to hard to take
If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
Lolliypop, chocolate top, candy all around.
Wait until the candy is all found.
Come come all my friends,
wait until the party ends.
I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
I once knew a male
who's name was Dale
He drunk a lot of ale
but went very pale
He was rushed away
but was forced to stay
he went home in a week
but was still a bit of a freak!
I will send a kiss for every thought of you I have
For every kiss I send there will be a cut on my arm
For every cut there will be a stain of blood on my floor
For every stain a memory that gets me closer to death
So yes I keeping count..
I once knew a woman
Who fell in love with another woman.
In front of her door is a mat,
If you ever saw her you’d probably call her fat.
She eats at Macdonalds,
Her name is Rosie O’donald
His name reminds me of breakfast,
I don’t think he’s ever seen Beefest.
He stared in Apollo 13,
I saw it when I was 14.
In Footloose his rum was a shaken,
His name is Kevin Bacon.
Run chicken run.
The farmers got the gun
The wife has the oven hot
And your the one.
So run and run
So you dont get served with a bun.
Can a Mime
Make a rhyme?
Sure a Mime
Can make a rhyme.
But who would
Bleak trees appeal to an empty sky
As the city is haunted by winter.
Skulking strangers crunch their arctic tracks
Across the treachery of the street.
With frozen grins they threaten to speak
But then bow beneath the icy lash
And fumble for the amber womb of home.
The sunrise from the west
give us lights
The lights overhead
the sun shine
Shine over our head
make us tan
Then burn us dead.
With eyes of blue and hair of yellow
You made me feel like a lucky fellow
You forgot my birthday but ok it’s
And the best present is the perfect kiss..
I feel so alone,
Texting on my phone.
I wish he would talk to me,
I think I might go crazy!
If I really was straight,
Then why is it girls that I hate?
I think I need counciling,
Did I mention why my wrist is in a sling?
Life has a name
Life has a voice
Life was a game
Until I lost my place
In the round
I fought face to face
I thought life was still
Now I know life is a battlefield
In the sky,
What you doing in my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels Like soup,
Oh My God,
Its birdy p0op.
Your soul can ache
Your heart can break
Your confidence can shake
Your smile can be fake
But your life can never be a mistake
There once was a cat that lived with a rat.
And that loves to wear hats.
The rat got fat.
And the cat jack the rat.
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
She sells sea shells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
The things I find funny
People don’t laugh
Things I don’t find funny
People always laugh
The funny thing is
When I find things funny
Can you sing? Not a thing!
Can you dance? Not a chance!
Can you play? Me, no way!
Can you eat and drink? All day!
It’s freezing cold outside my home
And only snowflakes wildly roam
That icy ice
Looks really nice
it’s almost time,
I have to be there half past nine.
Jump in the shower,
head for the door,
look at the clock…it’s only four!
There once was a man named Bob
Who liked to sell corn on the cob
One Day he took a break
But then he lost his job
Hark now,the Devil cries;
Hark now, the angles sing;
Hark now, i call to you;
Bring me back some buttered buns!
This poem was written/submitted by tyler deaver.
it removes the tension of your file,
let there be even a huge pile,
you can complete them with a smile.
smile beautifies your face,
with it,you win a race.
let it be an unsolved case,
The tighty-whity spider went down the waterslide.
Got a water wedgie halfway down the ride.
Jumped up and screamed and ran around in pain.
Now the tighty-whity spider will not do that again.
Humpty Dumpty sat in a tree.
Humpty Dumpty got stung by a bee.
He fell out and hit his head,
and now he thinks his name is "Fred."
How old are you? I’m not keeping score,
I love my birthday, but here’s the thing.
I’m really glad the birthday’s yours,
This way I don’t have to hear you sing.
Emily went to the zoo
And she saw a kangaroo.
“Look, a pocket on her tummy!
Can’t you get one for me, mommy?”
It's funny to see honey, drip on Chips big lip.
It's funny to see money, fly sky high in an apple pie.
It's funny to see sunny, shine on brine while eating pine.
It's funny to see gunny, shoot and scoot while steeling loot.
It's funny a poet, can write about nothing...and know it!