One liners are short jokes or witty remarks, usually expressed in a single sentence. When you hear the word "One Liner", probably, an image of teasing funny little sentence comes to your mind. But there are one liners that contain a message and wise-sayings.   

In this post, we are going to share 25 one liners that may not only make you and your mates smile but also compel them to think. If you want to share your own written one liners, please post them in comments.

 

1. Just think how much deeper ocean would be if sponges did not live there.

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2. Do they have reserved parking for non handicapped people at Special-Olympics?

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3. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do the humanitarians eat?

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4. You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

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5. War makes thieves and peace hangs them.

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6. Safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in pocket.

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7. There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either.

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8. Purpose of the life is a life of purpose.

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9. Life is great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

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10. No man is above law and no man below it.

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11. Smile! It makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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12. If you can't change your mind, Are you sure you have one?

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13. Nine out of Ten doctors say the Tenth doctor should mellow out.

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14. Be alert! World needs more alerts.

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15. Common sense is least common of all the senses.

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16. Everybody wants to go to the heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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17. A person is just about as big as things that make them angry.

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18. Worry is darkroom in which negatives can develop.

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19. I was reading this book today, The History of Glue and I could not put it down.

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20. We live in society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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21. If I agreed with you we would both be wrong.

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22. A person, who is nice to you, but mean to stranger, is not a nice person.

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23. The reason I talk to myself is because I am only one whose answers I accept.

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24. Good friends are like stars. You do not always see them, but you always know they are there.

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25. What would chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

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