Nowadays text messaging or sending SMS is a great way to share your thoughts, ideas, information, and humor with your friends and loved ones. In busy life, you might not have an enough time to study different comic books, pocket joke books or comedy TV shows. Therefore forwarding text messages is a quick and short way to get entertain or amuse someone.

One line with full of fun, can bring a smile and might vanish tensions away for the time being. There are many resources online from where you can find bundle of jokes and funny stuff to forward to your friend’s mobile. This post features 24 funny forward text messages for cell phones to send to your friends.

 

• Learn to appreciate art," I tell my girlfriend. She thought, "How might I appreciate u, then?

• Husband: How long can a man live without brains? Wife: I don't know. How older are you?

• Doctor: You look exactly like my 3 wife.

  Girl: How many wives do u have?

  Doctor : 2

  Smart people always have smart ideas  

• What do you call a smiling motorbike.......? a yamahahahahaha.

• Wedding is a three 3 ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

• Rain makes all things gorgeous, the grass and flowers 2. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on u?

• I've written a rhyme for u: twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what u r, and once u know what u r, mental hospital iz not 2 far.

• Forever keep a photo of ur wife in ur purse. Look at it when you are in problem. You will think that other problems are not as big as this 1.

• A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
  So Teacher Drew diagram On Blackboard & said don’t look at the book figure Look At My Figure”:

• What does u call a wife who iz hot gorgeous intelligent understanding caring never jealous and a great cook?

  Reply: humor   

• Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

• This dog iz dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, 2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

• Son asks difference between Confidence and Confidential
  Dad says, you r my son, I am Confident.
  your friend iz also my son, that’s Confidential

• I saw something in shop window to day t was stunning cute beautiful & adorable.

  I was supposed 2buy it 4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

• Why'd the cople stop after three hildren? Cos they heard every fourth child born iz Chinese.

• My mother in law walks 5 miles every day, I wonder where she is at this time.

• ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

• What did elephant say 2 the nude man?

  How do u breathe through that thing?

• 1 out of 4 people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it should be u.

• Lost in a zoo I saw a lot of animals. Mouse BIRD Monkey! u 2.

• Fact about women:
  They can see a hair of a girl
  on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
  but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
  while parking a car.

• A successful man is one who makes more cash than his wife can spend.

• Q: How many men does it take to change a bathroom roll?
  A: We don't know. Never happens.

• Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would u do?
  A: You can do not anything. If devil has committed a mistake let him faces the
  consequences.

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