Many people seek ways for entertainment and amusement when they come online. But the question arise, what is the best online stuff which makes us laugh? Some things might funny to you but not funny to your friend. There are different type of stuff available online to make you laugh such as funny stories, jokes, quotes, text messages, videos, pictures, emails, etc, but this post going to present something different which can make you and your friends laugh. Below you find 40 funny insults and put downs, read and share with friends.

 

1. All day I thought of you. I was at the zoo.
2. Nice hairdo, when's it being finished?
3. Anybody who told u 2 be yourself simply couldn't have given u worse advice...
4. U will never be able 2 live down 2 ur reputation.
5. Has ur carer got the night off?
6. keep ur breath, u will need it 2 blow up ur date.
7. U have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
8. U smell nice, did u run here?
9. Why doesn’t u slip in2 something extra comfortable...like a coma.
10. A half-wit gave u a piece of his mind, and u held on to it.
11. I m not here right now so cry me a river, build urself a bridge, and get over it!!!
12. We all spring from apes but u didn't spring far enough.
13. Yous're a doughnut short of being a cop.
14. They shot him through stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.
15. Now i know hy some animals eat their young.
16. Someone said u r not fit 2 sleeps with pigs. I stuck up 4 the pigs.
17. Does you're head whistle in a cross wind?
18. He's so dense that light bends around him.
19. I'm not being rude, but you’re just irrelevant.
20. Hi there, I'm a human being! What r u?
21. I'm sorry, you've obviously mistaken me 4 someone who cares.
22. You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
23. Does u know what would make u look good? DISTANCE!
24. Shouldn't u have a license 4 being that ugly?
25. I'm sorry honey i just don't have the energy to fak it tonight.
26. Calling u an idiot would be an insult 2 all stupid people.
27. If ignorance is bliss u must be the happiest person alive.
28. Next time u shave, try standing an inch or 2 closer 2 the blade
29. You're a habit I'd like to kick -- with both feet.
30. Sure, I'd love to help u out...now, which way did u come in?
31. I've seen better hands on a leper!
32. When u go 2 the mind reader, do u get half price?
33. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
34. Doesn’t u have an awfully empty feeling, in ur skull?
35. I heard u went 2 have ur head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
36. Hi, did u hear about the guy with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove.
37. You're the best at all u do, and all u do is make people hate u.
38. I like what u did 2 your hair, how did u get it out of ur nostrils?
39. Take a vacation; go 2 Club Dead.
40. You're the kind of man that is a blueprint for building an idiot.

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