Sending messages is a great way to express thoughts, feelings, and ideas. Especially when somebody is living far away; sending a text message is a best method to be in contact with your loved one. You can also make your chat and messages more interesting by adding a bit of fun in da form of away status messages.

By display funny away messages using msn, aim, facebook, yahoo etc, you can impress and entertain anyone. This post presents 40 funny away messages for msn, aim, facebook, and yahoo to show to your friends and relatives, when you are not available.

 

1.      Based on Newton's First Law: Law of love Love neidar be created nor be destroyed; only it can be changed from one girlfriend to anodar girlfriend.

2.      Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

3.      I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.

4.      Gone ice skating on my pond...o wait, its summer. yay

5.      I'm not here right now and I regret to say that due to unforseen circumstances, later has been cancelled.

6.      3 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions! brb in 1-5/4 of a second.

7.      hey wuts up, answer dat wen im NOT away,ok,ok bbl .

8.      You donot have to be faster than da bear, you just have to be faster than da slowest guy running from da bear.

9.      When u feel like an idiot look at a cheerleader. You Will be happy u dont look like an idiot all da time.

10.  I am not playing so brodar kejfnf. Yzetsterday by. Tto da house by by

11.  I have taken myself hostage. If you ever want to see me again, give me one hundred dollars.

12.  A wise monkey never monkeys with anodar monkey's monkey!!!

13.  Never let da fear of striking out keep you from playing da game.

14.  My fairy just gave me wings , so I'm out flying around...be back soon!!

15.  I am an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep da house.

16.  If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17.  Life is about how many breaths you take, but how many times your breath gets taken away. Like choking.

18.  I am not here. If you want to call my cell phone, buy me a cell phone. "

19.  He who laughs last obviously did not get da joke

20.  i hate it when people say LOL when what day said was def NOT funny....LOL!

21.  At da end of every tunnel, dare's a light. Just pray it's not a train

22.  i am not here right now so cry me a river and get over it.

23.  I am sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

24.  You only know you've really succeeded if you throw up afterwards

25.  I am on a mission to save da world.....".BOOM! world blowz up" ahh dang it

26.  I am not available because I am playing games with your mind. Think about that one.

27.  I'm wherever you want me to be as long as it floats your boat!

28.  He handed her a dozen roses. 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til da last rose died.

29.  I am back in 5 minutes. If I'm not back by dan, I will be longer.

30.  dare are three kinds of people in da world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Which of da three are you?

31.  I am not going to cheat on da test tomorrow; I'm simply going to study during it.

32.  Don't you hate it when people leave away messages that don't tell where day are or when they will be back?

33.  dare are many odar fish in da sea, but who wants to go out with a fish!?

34.  Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

35.  Boys are like slinkies, basically useless but fun to watch fall down stairs. .

36.  Never argue with idoits. they will darg you down to dair level and beat you with experience.

37.  It is better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

38.  Cleaning my room be back about 2093481092830912830912839128 hours past da time..

39.  Sorry can’t talk right now, im doin somethin you dont even want to know about!! Trust me

      40.  East to da sea West to da land Death to da bitch Thats wat You are.

 

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