20 Short Funny Mexican Jokes

Posted in Internet n Fun by admin on 2010-06-06 @ 05:49:07

Mexican people are famous for their kindness and hospitality. The primary language of Mexicans is Spanish though round about 62 different local languages are still spoken by several Mexicans, mostly in rural areas. Population of Mexico is growing day by day, also adding many illegal immigrants. There are different types of Mexicans, such as black, white, fat; the interesting thing is that, all of them don’t look like the same. In this post we have collected 20 short funny Mexican jokes to present diversify Mexicans and their culture and living style in a fun way.

What iz the difference between a Mexican & an elevator?

1 can raise a child.

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How do u find out the population of Mexico?

Drop a peso on the ground.

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Did u hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?

Me neither.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport?

cross country

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How does u stop a Mexican frm robbing ur house?

Put up a help-wanted sign

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2 mexicans r in a car, who iz driving?

A cop

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Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?

Any Mexican that can run jump or swim iz in the US!

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Q: What do u get when u cross a Mexican & an Iranian?

A: Oil of Ole

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How do u stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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What do Mexicans pick in the off season?

Their nose.

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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?

They r 2 short 2 get in 2 any other type of car.

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What do u call a Mexican driving a BMW?

Grand Theft Auto.

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Why do Mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?

Because they come with birth certificates.

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A bunch of Mexicans r running down a hill, what iz going on?

A Prison Break.

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Why cant mexicans play uno?

Because they always steal the green card.

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What do u call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco.

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What do u call a pool with a mexican in it?

Bean Dip.

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What iz the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.

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What does u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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Why don't Mexicans BBQ?

The beans fall through the little holes.

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Comments

roxxi wrote:

Racist!!!!!!!

2011-02-13 @ 15:55:37

gina wrote:

Racist, and not even funny! U Suck.

2011-03-22 @ 18:20:34

Bill Clinton wrote:

Some of these are really funny and some aren't. I have another one. What do u call a Mexican on a horse? Ridin dirty!

2011-04-13 @ 07:23:51

Barack Obama wrote:

People in the United States need to learn to respect other and be jugdemental

2011-04-26 @ 16:21:19

Jennifer lopez wrote:

U know wat. All those jokes gave u and all the other idiots who read them laughs huh. U know wat tho even tho we are imigrants and all that other crap u said. We are the ones who make the u.s a better place. If there was just americans u no how it would be here. Full of mc donalds with fatasses walking arounds holding their crap in all day!

2011-05-03 @ 16:15:42

You know who wrote:

You know whats funny? Is that if these were about americans, they wouldnt be racist. You know that the first slaves were irish, right? And the fact that if some mexicans weren't so lazy, and could get a LEGAL (key word there) job, they would do just fine. Its Not that hard to get a green card or to become a citizen. Stop stealing what's ours

2011-05-29 @ 00:51:30

Ayan arman prada wrote:

Very racist jokes but very true...

2011-05-30 @ 00:10:09

sam wrote:

Who would win a garbage can fight between a Mexican and a Russian? AMexican he has home field advantage

2011-06-02 @ 17:09:52

cheez-itz wrote:

why

2011-06-30 @ 09:24:41

Riley Johnson wrote:

ive got another one for you guys. A mexican, a german, a french guy and an american are in a plane. the pilot says it is going to crash unless they loose some extra weight. The french guy takes some bottles of wine and says ive got plenty of this where i come from so i dont care what happens to this. the german throws pretzels out the window and says the same thing. the american grabs the mexican and throws him out the window.

2011-06-30 @ 13:53:38

chris wrote:

Im mexican an thoese r not funny an not true

2011-07-15 @ 19:16:00

Marisol wrote:

U kno cuz of us mexican u got were to live n yea sum of dis r funny n sum suck da sucky one u need to stop tryin...

2011-07-21 @ 12:03:42

Malik wrote:

Hahah Riley Jhonson Joke Was Funny The rest sux

2011-09-20 @ 21:21:30

jb mtz wrote:

hah all r shor but not fat like americans

2011-09-27 @ 15:56:59

H1N1Mexicano wrote:

You guys need to learn how to spell. "What does u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?" Like really? what does? "How does u stop a Mexican frm robbing ur house?" C'mon how does.... You people need to learn better grammer. :)

2011-10-03 @ 06:25:38