30 Funny Unanswerable Questions
Posted in Internet n Fun by admin on 2010-07-02 @ 13:11:31
Daily our mind comes up with different questions. For some questions we find answers right away from our mind and for some we need to ask to experts and teachers, consult books, or search over internet, But sometime questions arise in our mind that are simply unanswerable, we get no clue how to resolve these questions. And interestingly, sometimes they are a bit funny. In this post we are not going to answers such funny questions rather this post going to present 30 funny unanswerable questions, some of them might thought provoking for you as well.
- Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there iz not enough?
- If pro iz the opposite of con, does that make progress the opposite of congress?
- Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- When people make a new bottle of champagne, do people break a boat over it?
- What would Geronimo shout if he jumped?
- If there was a word that was misspelled in the dictonary, how would we know?
- Why does someone believe u when u say there r 4 billion stars, but check when u say the paint iz wet?
- Why does everyone drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
- Whose idea was it 2 put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
- Why do hotdogs come in package of ten, but buns come in packages of eight?
- What iz the speed of darkness?
- How come the sun makes our skin darker but our hair lighter?
- Why iz it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every 2 hours?
- "What is the colour of a mirror?"
- Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
- "If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted?"
- Why do people pay 2 go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars 2 look at things on the ground?
- If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?"
- Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
- Can fat people go skinny dipping?
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
- When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?
- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Wilson Mathews wrote:
pretty funny and good :). The only thing is that there really are answers to a few of these and I know them. If you want to know let me know lol
2011-03-13 @ 18:03:51
African wrote:
This list was retarded. You suck at life.
2011-03-13 @ 22:32:16
Meli wrote:
I have the answer to all of them. Google. It.
2011-10-13 @ 00:04:10
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Krunal wrote:
This is really good