Facebook is the most widely used socializing website worldwide. Many people use it to get in touch with family, childhood friends and long lost relatives. It is a good way of staying connected with people. This website is also used by small and large businesses to promote themselves. Similarly one can find and like different pages on Facebook. They can be about celebrities, products, shops and even popular books and magazines. One can find quotes and sayings on Facebook too. Funny quotes are also available on the site. It is a good entertainment to have such pages one can read alongside socializing and working. Following are 8 funny quotes on Facebook:

1. Facebook.. Where ugly people try to convince the world that they're cute.

2. Sign at petrol pump - “Please do not smoke here. Your life may be worthless but petrol certainly isn’t.

3. We must get drunk immediately

4. If i come to know dat i'm going to die.

I wont tell u guys bcz..

"U idiots will ask for a treat then also"..!!

5. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?

6.When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

7. was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

8. Men are like.....Horoscopes.

They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong

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