Fb or Face Book is one of the largest social networking websites. People create account on this websites and gets the chance of not only chatting with routine friends, but also with missing ones. Actually, it is very to find some one’s status on this website and friends can easily find each other. The only condition is that, the status of your friend should be true. Some people build fake status on fb and it becomes very difficult for other ones to find them. You can imagine that some people even make very funny fb status. These statuses become the source of real entertainment for the other people. People not only enjoy these funny statuses, but also try to contact with these persons. I am also one of the great fans of such people and that is the reason behind collecting these fb statuses. So, let’s enjoy.

1. Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
2. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
3. People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.
4. Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
5. Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
6. Best Friends Listen to what you dont say.
7. Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
8. So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
9. X thinks that Facebook is the compost heap for my brain.
10. Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
11. You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
12. Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
13. I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
14. Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
15. I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
16. X thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
17. Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!
18. I’d rather Cry over cuts & stitches. not sluts & bitches !
19. Don’t ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
20. Working for the weekend, like everybody !
21. Is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
22. Says the only constant is change, except from a vending machine.
23. The number of extra steps I take when drunk is staggering.
24. Love is a universal language that even the smartest people are unable to read.
25. I think the actual moment of growing up happens when you stop wanting to be grown up and start wishing you were a kid again.
26. When my choice is to be kind or to be right, I choose to be kinda right.
27. The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn.
28. If you don’t have a sense of humor, then you might not have any sense at all.
29. The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
30. The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
31. About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
32. Apple and blackberry should merge together and make a sweet phone called pie.
33. I wonder what its like for a blind person tripping balls on hallucigens.
34. Is stuck in an infinite loop.
35. Put the bom in the bom sha-bom bom, but lays no claim to the ram in the ramalama ding dong.
36. Can turn the world on with a smile. He can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.

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