Sarcasm is a prickly and ironic expression or remark or a comment that contains the element of comedy, fun and irony in it. This expression is used when you want to convey your feeling of disguise or disgrace towards someone in an appropriate manner. In this way you can achieve two goals: 1: your message is conveyed, 2: you do not insult anyone. Sometimes it is hard for someone to use an appropriate sentence, term, phrase or word in this situation. This problem could also be solved by using appropriate funny sarcastic quotes. These quotes rightly express the feeling of a person. These quotes are light and funny and listener enjoys them. These quotes also have the two fold effect that they convey the message and also listener doesn’t feel bad. In today’s life when people do not too much time and respect for each other, such things can bring them together to laugh and enjoy.

 

1. I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
2. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
3. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
4. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
5. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
6. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
7. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
8. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
9. It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
10. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
11. Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
12. A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
13. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
14. Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
15. Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
16. Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
17. Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
18. He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
19. I bet you get bullied a lot.
20. I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
21. I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
22. I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
23. A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
24. Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
25. I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
26. Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
27. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
28. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
29. In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.
30. When you check out, if spent shell casings aren't littered around your feet, you didn't check out right.

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