The purpose of cute and funny quotes is to enjoy and let enjoy. These quotes or phrases are the easiest way to entertain yourself and the others as well. These quotes make you smile even in the most irritating or difficult moments. Like when you are tired at job or you want something refreshing, these quotes or phrases help you to feel energetic and light again. Such small things are important in your life because they give them courage to survive against the most boring tasks of your life. these quotes also enable you to show the others that how much pure sense of humor you have and you are not that dull and boring as the others think you are. If you are at work and you just speak or text your colleagues any funny cute quote, it will suddenly change the environment around you and you will enjoy your work.

1. I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
2. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
3. Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
4. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
5. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
6. I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!
7. Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.   
8. Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue.   
9. When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
10. Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.
11. I like work.  It fascinates me.  I  sit and look at it for hours.
12. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
13. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
14. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
15. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
16. "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
17. "A fool and his money are soon partying."
18. "If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments."
19. "How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands...."
20. "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
21. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
22. "Success always occurs in private and failure in full view."
23. "Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it."
24. "No one is listening until you make a mistake."
25. "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."
26. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
27. If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.
28. When all else fails, read the instructions.
29. My wife was too beautiful for words - but not for arguments.
30. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

 

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