According to a recent report from World Health Organization, funny jokes, riddles and poems are good for the entertainment purposes as well as they are helpful in improving a person’s mental health. They just play the role of wake up call for human’s brain. These funny jokes put the human’s mind on a new track and brain gets fresh. When you think of some event that is really funny you instantly laugh, this laughter provides you fresh air. The event or incident that happens instantly, like someone’s slip of tongue or some really funny dress of a person can be called ‘real funny jokes’. The funny thing that happens in reality provides more fun than any other imaginary joke. Real funny jokes are usually practical so are indeed funnier. We should keep this in mind that in search of real funny joke we should not disguise someone. Like, it has become a common practice now to laugh when someone falls.

1. Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears"
2. Paddy and Murphy are walking past the Jobcentre one day when they see a sign in the window saying ‘Tree Fellers Wanted’ Paddy says to Murphy “shame theres not another one of us, we could have applied for that”.
3. 2 blondes walk into a building…….you would have thought at least one of them would have seen it!! Nothing against blondes may i add!!!
4. Jeremy beadle has died as a mark of respect we should all give him a big hand
5. There Was A Singer Singing Live People Thought He Was Crazy Cause He Was Looking All Around For the, Sign That Say Live
6. A couple are lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world!” The woman says dryly, “I’ll miss you.”
7. Why can’t women read maps? Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.
8. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
9. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box? Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
10. Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything.
11. Having drunk a pint or two on the flight over, he sorely needed to relieve himself.
12. The first door he entered happened to be a large health club, and he asked the clerk if he might use the men's room.
13. Ask for free gold…just don’t ask me. I’m too busy asking for my own gold with my outstretched hand and tin cup.
14. Husband : Where do you want to go on holiday this year? Wife : I want to go somewhere I've never been before. Husband : Well, how about the kitchen ?
15. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
16. When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.
17. Teacher : It's clear that you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse ?Student : My dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down !
18. Always thought music was more important than sex. Then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year and a half it doesn't bother me.
19. A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."
20. He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love." She says, "Well I can -and that's why we're not."
21. I'm a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
22. After making love, I said to my girl: "Was it good for you too?" She said: "I don't think this was good for anybody!"
23. When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.
24. Little boy kills a butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks! Boy kills a honeybee. Dad says no honey for 2 weeks! Mum kills a cockroach, boy turns to Dad and says are you going to tell her or shall
25. It's about as good as this one, "Fred walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only clingfilm underpants. The psychiatrist said: Well, I can clearly see you're nuts

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