The basic purpose of jokes is to make people laugh. When people laugh, they forget all their worries and miseries for time being. A joke should be such funny that it gives hearty pleasure to the person who listens to it. Psychologists say that the psyche behind the motive of cracking a joke is that people want to prove that they are smarter than any other else or the other person doesn’t has the same level of knowledge as they have. Well! If we ask from people majority of them would say that they want to laugh and let the others laugh. This is all about a good joke. Now if we look at the list of jokes we will come to know that only few are funny and majority of them fall in the category of idiots, loser or nonsense. They don't even cause a smile on our faces. This shows that creating a good joke is also an art and only able people can create them.

1. Why is Hillary Clinton always on top? -Because Bill can only f**k up.
2. Did you see Dolly Parton's new shoes? -Niether has she.
3. Why can't blondes make Kool-Aid? -They can't figure out how to get a quart of water into that little envelope.
4. I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the cruise control, then went back to make a sandwich.
5. Early attempts to introduce hand grenades into the Irish army were none too successful. Soldiers were asked to pull the pin, count to ten and then throw the grenade. Trouble was, they needed both hands to count to ten, and they would store the grenade between their legs in the meantime...
6. A rich matron of society yelled at the cook "This egg is cold! Did you boil it in iced water?"
7. There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig.
8. The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.
9. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them.
10. He said to the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!"
11. The hole digger replied, "Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."
12. A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.  The owner, a bit outraged, says "Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place.."  A bit bewildered, the guy answers "But it is only yesterday I bought those cigars here."  The owner quietly replies : "Irrelevant, sir, we also sell condoms here!"
13. Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?  Joe: During the day of course. Bob: Wrong! During the day you can only see the sun but at night you can see the stars.
14. What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do?  Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
15. Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island. "What should we do?", said Ed.  "Hmmm, let's think.", replied Fred.  Ed shook his head, "No, let's do something you can do too!"
16. A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.  He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!"  The other guy looks at him and declares, "I did not!"
17. A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"  "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.  "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
18. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the supermarket, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
19. Guidance Counselor: " Where do you see yourself in ten years?" Student: " In a mirror...duh."
20. Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!!  Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
21. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.
22. What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do?  Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
23. A young newlywed was telling his friend about his wedding night.  "Boy, was my girl dumb! She put a pillow under her ass intead of her head!"
24. A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"  "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.  "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

 

* Required Fields
Your Name *
Your Email *
Message *

Register