A statement is a sentence that contains any information, view or a comment by someone or for someone. Statements are the part of our every day speech, so we should be very careful in speaking or even writing that our particular statement doesn’t hurt anyone. Statements are of many types like interrogative statements, simple statements, funny statements etc. funny statements should be part of our daily speech or sentences because these play the role of uplifting tonic. Uplifting in a sense that everyone among us gets tired or bored at some time in a day, so it is a funny statement that alleviate us up and we can easily get busy again in our daily life or routine work. One thing should also be kept in mind that one should not always speak funny statement and should say such thing according to the situation and time. This is because anything that is away from the “perfect timing” is wrong.

1. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
2. Well done is better than well said
3. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
4. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
5. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
6. Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
7. How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?
8. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
9. Life is like a box of chocolates... full of nuts
10. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
11. If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
12. Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
13. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
14. Two wrongs don't make a right...But three lefts do
15. "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
16. "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"
17. "A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face"
18. "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"
19. "In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
20. How does every offensive joke start?:
21. What do you call a hot woman on a hideous guy?:
22. What happened to the moron who ran out of gas?:
23. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?:

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