Women are said to be the most beautiful creature of God. They are said to be the source of colors in the world. They are also called the reason of creation of world. Well! This is all what poets say. Usually people do not agree with all this. In west, specially, it is common thought that women are not that much wise as men are. They further think that women do not have sense of foresight as men have. This is the major reason of conflict b/w women and men. This conflict is the reason of birth of jokes that people crack different jokes about women. Obviously these jokes contain the element of humor. But, it is also true that some people claim that if these jokes are funny at the same time these jokes are meant to insult women. Its reason is that the purpose of these jokes is to prove that women are silly, they don't have decision power and they are always wrong.

man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend says, “Why not?”
The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”

A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife. A successful woman is one who can find that a man.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A man put an ad in classified section of the newspaper: “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received several responses. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”.

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house

Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Did you hear about the new all female delivery service? It’s called UPMS - they deliver whenever the fuck they feel like it.

Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Answer: Pregnant.

What’s the difference between a women’s track team and a tribe of pygmies?    The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts

Question: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Answer: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”

After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.

Question: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
Answer: After five years, your job still sucks.

A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. the woman replied, snorting pepper.

Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Answer: Lipstick.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common?
Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.

What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.

Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.

or all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage...

Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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