Jokes are easy to remember but if they are small one liner then they are the best. People can remember them easily and relate them o any situation and make tense or depressed situations light and easy. One liner jokes are usually remembered easily. One liner jokes are the best and can even be sent as text message on cell phones. One liners due to being easy to remember they can be titled on any one at any time. One liners can be the best leg pullers in any situation. Usually college students learn them to enjoy parties and become the heart of any kind of gathering due to their witty one liner jokes that they relay in any situation. Here are a few one line jokes:

1. A magician was driving on the road .. then turned into a media drive.
2. Two snowmen are standing in a field. We told each other: "Funny, I smell carrots too."
3. Boys are like parking spaces are good take!
4. If a turtle does not bark, he is naked or homeless?
5. Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
6. I heard you took the IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
7. A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "High balls are on me."
8. I think what makes "Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was assaulted." (Salt water)
9. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
10. When I told the doctor about my memory loss, made me pay in advance.
11. I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.
12. A modern artist who throws paint on canvas, dry with a cloth and sells the cloth.
13. I'm becoming a doctor. I write.
14. It 's a pleasure to do so badly - and its contents.
15. Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now captured in the pocket.
16. I had met in a revolving door and walked to her since then.
17. Your future depends on your dreams - So, to sleep!
18. Hard work never killed anybody - But why take the risk!
19. Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.
20. "I want some 'of literature." "There are some books on electricity. Salama.

 

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