Whites are the people who are also called Caucasian. They are called white because of their complexion. It is observed that whites are proud of their color and they think that they are superior to every other race on the world. Their attitude towards others especially with blacks is disgusting. May be this is the reason why there is a big number of funny jokes against whites. In these jokes whites are attacked and their customs and costumes are targeted. The main purpose (that is observed) of these jokes is to insult the whites. History tells that these funny jokes were the main cause of several riots. Some of these jokes are meaningful but majority of such jokes are meaningless or simply irrelevant. Our values tell us that we should not mock anyone and should respect every ethnicity. If each of just remember this initial lesson, such situations would automatically eliminate.

1. What’s white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!
2. White people think T-shirts are underwear.
3. Why cant white men jump? They were too busy making racist jokes.
4. Why did the white man cross the road? Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
5. Why did white people own slaves? They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.
6. Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It’s hard to find them in the snow.
7. Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
8. You know what sucks about being white? Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia…I’d say we’re pretty lucky.
9. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porsche? A: I don't have a porsche in my garage.
10. Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
11. What's sicker than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one trying to eat it's way out.
12. What do you do when there's no time to rape a dead baby? A: There's ALWAYS time to rape a dead baby.
13. What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor? A: An errection.
14. Whats better than 100 dead babies stapled to a tree? A: One baby stapled to 100 trees.
15. What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A: A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
16. What do you call a white cop?  Police brutality.
17. Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they're not a cop.
18. How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.
19. You know what sucks about being white? Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia...I'd say we're pretty lucky.
20. If you ever miss one, it's because the bullet's moving too fast. Slow the bullet down to 55 miles an hour, put some headlights and a little horn on it -- the deer will actually jump in front of the bullet.