Thanksgiving is a religious event of Christianity. Its name is thanksgiving because according to Christianity this whole world and every good thing that happens is due to blessings of Jesus Christ. So Christians celebrate this event in the memory of Jesus Christ. They think that even their lives and wealth are the. They celebrate this event by getting together and meeting their relatives and friends. There are parties arranged on the event of thanksgiving. Another common tradition of this event is that people try to give their favorite things to the poor (who cannot afford these things) as a notion of thanksgiving. There are several quotes associated with this event. Some of these quotes are really funny that can make you laugh whenever you listen to them. Usually these funny quotes are shared on the event of thanksgiving via text messages to make the other laugh and to celebrate this event heartily.

1. Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.~ Erma Bombeck
2. Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.~Mike Connolly
3. My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.~Rita Rudner
4. I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.~Jon Stewart
5. "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." - Irv Kupcinet
6. "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James
7. "Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt." - Roseanne Barr
8. "On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime." -Author Unknown
9. "One distinguishing mark of an unregenerate man is ingratitude." – E. J. Conrad
10. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.---Irv Kupcinet
11. Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.---Kevin James
12. Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
13. George Carlin: We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving.  Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan.  You get more stuffing.
14. Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.~ William Arthur Ward
15. If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice.~Meister Eckhart
16. For what I give, not what I take,For battle, not for victory,My prayer of thanks I make.~Odell Shepard
17. Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel.  ~Author Unknown
18. Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.  ~William Shakespeare
19. Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. ~P. J. O'Rourke
20. Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. ~W.T. Purkiser

 

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