Joke is something (some phrase, sentence or even a word) that contains the element of humor. It is not necessary that the joke is always in form of a phrase or like text messages. Instead, a joke can be in a form of a question or even a short story. Like different dishes, creation of joke also requires a good recipe. Ingredients of a good joke are: reasonable amount of sarcasm, irony and appropriate use of words. If all these ingredients are put in a joke appropriately and timely, there is no doubt that your joke is going to be hilarious. There are different categories of jokes like: prank jokes, practical jokes or just phrase jokes. One thing must be kept in mind while cracking a joke that it should not be immoral or insulting. It should just contain humor rather than insult or vulgarity.

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

The mouse was taking her offspring out in search of food when they were confronted by a cat. Immediately, the mouse began barking like a dog. Frightened, the cat ran away. Turning back to her children, the mouse mother announced, “That shows you the importance of learning a second language!”

Q: What did the police say to the crook?
A: We are police to meet you!

Q: What invention made it possible for humans to walk through walls?
A: The door

Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband asked her what's for dinner, she opened her legs and answered, "Why honey, I'm having crabs."

Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
A: Phantom of the Oprah!

Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam

Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
A: In a Launch box

Once a person was eating a banana. But a guy went up to him and asked, "Where is Stanley Street? I want to know this because my name is Stanley Cup." So the person guided him to GM Place and said,"Bye!"

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participating in their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying on an operating table.

These are actual answers on a McDonald's application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid's gonna go far...

Cindy McCain was in her front yard watering her roses when John McCain came out of the house and rushed straight to the mailbox, opened it, looked in,then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for Roscoe, our hunting dog, and was standing in line at Wal-Mart getting ready to check out.

I can think of some pretty stupid things to do, certainly though nothing as stupid as watching these guys practically smear themselves all over a public road in their homemade "Ramp Van."

This happened in a little town, Norris Arm, in Newfoundland, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true.

One day theres a couple of kids in a phycology class. The teacher stands up and says to the class "stand up if u think you're stupid!" after about 5 minutes Little Johnny stood up and the teacher says "do you think you're stupid Johnny?"

A man walks into a doctors office one day, completely naked, and covered in saran wrap. He goes to the doctor, and the doctor does some tests, and hours later, he tells the man, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

Once a person was eating a banana. But a guy went up to him and asked, "Where is Stanley Street? I want to know this because my name is Stanley Cup." So the person guided him to GM Place and said,"Bye!"

Why are scientists no good at telling jokes timing! Well what about the mature student having trouble with weight and mass? He couldn't tell his old tons from his Newtons

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