A message is some mean of communication. It is a process of sending information from one place to another. Today the text or pictures that are sent from one mobile phone to another is called message. These Messages also do have several types. One of the types of messages is funny message. Funny messages are best time pass especially for youth. These funny messages contain jokes and people forward them to each other. Funny messages have become part of daily life. To some extent these messages play a positive part because they make us smile at any time in any situation. But, it has negative side as well because youth waste maximum time in receiving and forwarding such messages which is obviously a waste of time and money. Sharing such message is good, because they provide you entertainment but it should also be kept in mind that these should not be of low standard.

1. This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
2. This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
3. This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
4. Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
5. We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
6. We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
7. What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
8. When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
9. You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
10. You are never too blond to learn !!!
11. You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
12. You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
13. You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
14. You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
15. You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?
16. You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
17. You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
18. sms message HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
19. sms message Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
20. sms message Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

 

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