Funny jokes have always been the center of attention for many people. In fact, now a day, friendship has become incomplete without sharing different funny jokes. Not only friends, but people who are more lively and fun living share such jokes with their colleagues family members etc. one of the most loved type of jokes is ‘fat jokes’. These jokes are basically made for fat people. In these jokes fat people are the central character. Sometimes these jokes are really funny and hiding your laughter is just impossible but many a times such jokes are insulting, insulting for fat people. In such jokes their physical appearance is targeted in such a way that may be funny for others but is seriously insulting for fat people, as a result they avoid such friends who share jokes. One should be very careful while sharing such jokes that they do not hurt emotions of others.

• Q. What do you call two fat men having a chat?

A. A heavy discussion.

• Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

• Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

• Your mums so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide

• Fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her
  and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?"
  The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?"
  "We'll you see," says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty
  late, and the tide wants to come in!"

• Hey my friend, You are so much fat that when the family has their picture taken, you’re the background.

• You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you are the bus.

• One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

• you are so fat when you bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too. You are so fat you jump in the air and get stuck.

• Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.”
  Fat girl Doctor: “Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.” Lady: “Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”

• Your wife is so big, he plays hopscotch like, “Texas…Alabama…North Carolina…Pennsylvania…”

• Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"

• Also, there was the time Paulette fell over in the sand and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up. She was eventually awakened by a lifeguard who asked her to move back because the tide was waiting to come in.

• he's so fat he sat on a dollar bill and got 4 quarters in exchange.

• she's so fat when she swam in the Atlantic she flooded the entire eastern seaboard

• he's so fat when they applied for the biggest loser tv show, they they said, "sorry, there's a weight limit"

• she's so fat she went to the grocery store and they lost all their inventory.

• One day in the locker room, Bob sees a fat man with a cork in his ass. Curious, he asks the fat man how it got there.  "Well," says the fat man, "I was walking along the beach when I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke and this great magnificent guy in a turban came rolling out, it said, ?I am a genie. For releasing me I can grant you one wish.? And I said, 'No shit!'"

• And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

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