Jokes are the phrases or some simple sentence that contains the element of fun, a message and some sarcasm in it. Jokes are made to smile and bring smile on others faces. These are the jokes that lighten you and change your mood. If you are really getting bored by your work pr at your work place, a simple joke can change your mood. But one thing should be kept in mind that the joke must be extremely funny, innovative and should contain any feel of vulgarity or disguise in it. If a joke is according to these criteria and fulfills all these requirements then no doubt that the joke is extremely funny and would definitely bring smiles or even laughter on the face of others. In today’s life when people are so busy in their lives and they do not have enough time to enjoy with others, such small jokes can pull them from worries of life for time being.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in the door!

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.  The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?  A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.  A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.  And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!

Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the name "Mount And Do". Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."

One day monica lewinsky walks into a dry cleaners with a dress, she tells the man "can i get this washed" the man couldn't hear that good says, "come again" monica says "no mustard".

Wee Hughie was dying. Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?" "No" He replied. "You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife. Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice" "Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for the your funeral".

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking. The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad." The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza." The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

Roses are red, Nuts are round, Skirts are up, Panties are down, Belly to belly, Skin to skin, when it is stiff, you could stick it in! (Now that should be a standard love poem.)

If somebody ever tells you that you are useless, please remember that at one time you were the strongest, fastest little sperm out of millions!

I am about 9 inches long. You use me every day. I do all the work for you. And I also make you happy. What am I? You pervert... I am a TV remote.

A husband and his wife were setting up a password for their new computer. The husband put down 'MyPenis' and his wife laughed because it said "Error, not long enough".

My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess."  "Shhh" I said, "theres nothing to confess. Everythings alright."  "No i must die in peace. I had s*x with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!"  "I know," I whispered "Thats why i posion you, now close your eyes!!"

Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"  Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."

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