Jokes are the phrases or some simple sentence that contains the element of fun, a message and some mockery in it.  The exclusive purpose of joke is to bring smiles on others faces. Jokes make you less oppressive so that you try o find the ease in the difficulties of life. If you are really getting bored by your work pr at your work place, a simple joke can change your mood. While cracking a joke two things must be kept in mind that the joke must be extremely funny, innovative and should be told or acted according to the appropriate time. Timing is really important is this art, because right at the moment when the situation occurs and you tell an appropriate joke, it increases the fun of that jokes by hundreds of times. If a joke is according to these criteria and fulfills all these requirements then no doubt that the joke is extremely funny and would remain in the memories of other for along time.

guy1: dude i just spent a hundred bucks on the movie theater a while ago and i didnt even watched.
guy2: what? how did that happen?!
guy1: well whenever i bought the ticket, the lady by the door kept ripping it, what a

Two inmates are about to be executed. The guard goes to the first inmate "Do you have any last requests?" So the inmate says "since i am a big fan of music, i would like you to play "Everything I Do I Do It For You" by Brian Adams" Then the second inmate says "Kill me first"

An omish boy and his father enter a building. they see an elevator, which they have never seen before. scared, the father stands to the side to see what its about. he sees an old lady stroll in on her wheel chair. the doors closed and then opened a few sec later. a beautiful woman walks out.

A young boy sees a carpenter working. He looks at a plank of wood and asks “What are those holes for?” The carpenter says”Those are knot holes.” The boy says “Well, if they are not holes, what are they?” An omish boy and his father enter a building. They see an elevator, which they have never seen before. scared, the father stands to the side to see what its about. He sees an old lady stroll in on her wheel chair. The doors closed and then opened a few secs later, a beautiful woman walks out. The father turns to the son and says, "go bring your mother"

A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife
in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world."  "It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what
if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with
your wife?"  The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane
and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."

A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, 'Never again!

'Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?" His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank." Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that  gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. "On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This court does not take annulments lightly." "Non-virginity," replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver."

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas

On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, "I had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick." The guy on the left says, "I also had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick." "The guy in the middle says, "I had a dream that I went skiing."

A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring
in a permission slip in order to take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip
and explained to the teacher, "My mom says I can take the course as long
as there's no homework."

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."

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