Whether old or Young, male or female, a short funny joke can bring a smile to everyone's face. Funny jokes or funny emails work as a mind appetizer during busy-daily-lives. There are thousands of amusing jokes available online so you never run out of funny stuff to send to your family, friends, or coworkers. There are lots of comical jokes about work, life, animals, friends, women, girls, teachers, boss and so forth. But here in this post, i would like to share 10 short jokes to make you laugh, and also, you can send this post's link to your friends so they can also laugh.
What do Gynecologists & Pizza Delivery Men have in common?
They always get to sniff it, but never get to eat it.
A professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once test was over students all handed tests back in. The professor noticed that one of his student had attached a 100 Dollar bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." In next class the professor handed tests back out. This student got back his test and 64 Dollar change.
A policeman when looked at examination result of his son, he shouted!" Fool! you failed in four subjects ? From today stop playing and watching TV"
Son- " Take $100 and let finish the matter "
A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone bell rang.
The husband recieved the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled again into bed.
"Who was that?" His wife asked.
"I do not know. It was some guy who want to know if the coast was clear."
Fact one: You can't touch
your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact two: After reading this fact,
99/100 idiots might try it.
An Australian walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another Australian who says "you sheerin' mate?" & first guy replies "no, they're all mine"
A man was telling his neighbour, 'I just bought new hearing aid. It costs me $3000, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
'oh Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of ten children and was blessed with twenty grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all kids." ____________
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of ten children and was blessed with twenty grandchildren.
When asked the secret for staying together all that time,
wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all kids."
A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting outside at a nudist colony when history professor asked his friend: "Have you ever read Marx?
"Yes," replied by Psychology professor. "I think it's from wicker chairs."
As an old man was driving down the free-way, his car phone rang.
Answering on phone, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on news that there is a car going the wrong way on Route 250. Please be careful"
"It is not just one car," said by Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"